This would be a foolproof way for an assassin to take me out and make it look like I died of natural causes: Death by clown.
There are creepy clowns trying to lure kids in the woods in SC, police say. One woman reported seeing a “large-figured clown with a blinking nose” standing under a streetlight near the trash dumpsters. Children said they heard “whispers in the woods” and that the clowns offered them candy or money to follow them.
Who could forget Pennywise, the creepy clown of the Stephen King creation It? “Come on bucko…don’t you want a ball-oooon?”
The clown sightings prompted police in South Carolina to uptick police patrols. And have prompted me to thrown my trash off my balcony.